Introduction
Mr Hankey The Christmas Poo is a beloved character from the popular animated television show South Park. Originally introduced in the first season of the show, Mr Hankey has become a beloved holiday icon and has even been featured in his own Christmas album. In this article, we will provide the lyrics to Mr Hankey The Christmas Poo.
Verse 1
Howdy ho! I’m Mr. Hankey, the Christmas poo
Season’s Greetings to all of you!
Let’s sing songs and dance around
Imagine my surprise when I’m found
Chorus
I’m Mr. Hankey, the Christmas poo
Small and brown, he comes from you
Sit on the toilet, here he comes
Squeeze him ‘tween your festive buns
Verse 2
Sometimes he’s runny, sometimes he’s firm
Sometimes he’s practically water
Sometimes he hangs off the end of your ass
And won’t fall in the toilet
‘Cause he’s just clinging to your sphincter
And he won’t drop off, and so you shake your ass around
And try to get it to drop in the toilet
And finally it does
Chorus
I’m Mr. Hankey, the Christmas poo
Small and brown, he comes from you
Sit on the toilet, here he comes
Squeeze him ‘tween your festive buns
Verse 3
Sometimes he’s up, sometimes he’s down
Sometimes he’s almost to the ground
Sometimes he’s sad, sometimes he’s glad
When he’s extra good, he doesn’t smell bad
Chorus
I’m Mr. Hankey, the Christmas poo
Small and brown, he comes from you
Sit on the toilet, here he comes
Squeeze him ‘tween your festive buns
Verse 4
Sometimes he hangs off the end of your ass
And won’t fall in the toilet
And you’re all like, “Get in there, Mr. Hankey!”
And he’s like, “Nooo, I don’t want to go in there! It’s dark and scary!”
And you’re like, “Get your ass in there!”
And he’s like, “Nooo! Nooo! Nooo!”
And then finally, he goes in and you’re relieved
Chorus
I’m Mr. Hankey, the Christmas poo
Small and brown, he comes from you
Sit on the toilet, here he comes
Squeeze him ‘tween your festive buns
Verse 5
Sometimes if you eat fiber on Christmas Eve
He’ll come to your town
And he’ll say, “Howdy ho!” and then he’ll give a gift to you
Of course, the gift is usually his poop
Chorus
I’m Mr. Hankey, the Christmas poo
Small and brown, he comes from you
Sit on the toilet, here he comes
Squeeze him ‘tween your festive buns
Conclusion
There you have it, the complete lyrics to Mr Hankey The Christmas Poo. This catchy and humorous song has become a beloved holiday classic and is sure to bring a smile to anyone’s face. Whether you’re a fan of South Park or just enjoy a good laugh, Mr Hankey is sure to brighten up your holiday season.
